This is an artists rendition of the elusive Tater. He is rarely seen outside of his natural habitat, the titty bar, but when he does emerge, he usually looks like this.

Some may say he looks like the following,

But it is almost certain the above image is a poorly photo-shopped amalgamation of old parts to put together. It could be an image of any old pervert. It could be ANYONE.

There are some who believe Tater doesn't even exist. They say he's just the wild fabrication of those who want to desperately believe there are things unexplainable in the world. I'm here to say, NO, he's NOT just a wild fantasy. He's REAL and I can PROOVE it.

I've recently come across several so, so old, documents from an eon past that prove Tater did once walk among us, possibly even now.

My first piece of evidence.

In center frame you can clearly spot what is believed to be a Tater in its prime. Now it is uncertain what the social interactions of a Tater would be like, since no one has really seen or met one in person before. See the relaxed nature of its posture? I believe the Tater was capable of blending in to normal society. It may have had freinds, enemies, lovers, who knows!

Here is a very clear image of a Tater in what looks like the 1890's or something, no one is certain of the age of this image. No one is certain how old the Tater could be now. See its prime physical condition, those abs, dem legs, look at that hair, though. It is believed the bony nature of the pelvis is used to fend of potential predators, like the horns of a ram or rhinoceros.

Now this image has got to be one of the most exciting finds in recent memory. For it appears that the Tater has, at some point, developed relationships with other supernatural creatures, case in point, this horrifying giant rabbit. It is unclear who the other two humans in the picture are. It is suspected that the Tater and the rabbit have either befreinded this mother and child, or abducted them. There is no knowledge of whether these two were subjected to any of the songs the Tater was known to sing. It is assumed the Tater and the Rabbit are still in cahoots to this day.

More information will be added as it is gathered. From these pieces of evidence it is safe to say that Tater does indeed exist. DO NOT listen to the naysayers like Etta, or Sister, or Snatch, they WANT you to believe Tater is a fairy tale. They know the truth and want to keep the rest of us in the dark.

So keep your eyes peeled every day. If you manage to catch a picture of Tater in the wild, be sure to send it to Etta, Sister, and Snatch with the words "WE KNOW". Rest assure it will send them reeling. They WILL eventually have to let the truth be known. STAY VIGILANT! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!